Video: Rally Sweden is not a game, it’s a fucking party

Let’s put aside that thick frat bro accent used in official Rally Sweden promo video, which was probably supposed to made us feel all tingly and eager if not even sexually aroused, but are they really trying to “sell” a show or a party here? Sure, WRC fans do throw quite a few amazing parties in the snowy forests around the stages of this unique event, but in general, Rally Sweden is not a party. It’s a World Rally Championship event. And right when you expect to hear “It’s not a game, it’s rally” or something similar, nope, it’s “foken party”. Bro! Dude! Did you hear that. F bomb, man, F fucking bomb. Want to stand out from the crowd and be unique among other events, well, here’s how.

Sure, you do yell “FUCK!” a lot if you’re one of the spectators witnessing the amazing speed and skill of WRC crews, but perhaps that’s something we should not be hearing as a suggestion, but should instead arrive to it on our own?

Unless Rally Sweden plans to turn their highly respected event into a fucking party, perhaps it would be better to fucking think about how to do a proper promotion without resorting to a fucking shock treatment, no matter if anyone minds it or not. I also hope this fucking phrase did not become official motto of the event. It’d do great with investors. Or maybe I am just too fucking puritan and I should instead grow a pair and embrace the fucking fuck thing instead?

If you plan on visiting Rally Sweden next year, bring some winter clothes and don’t forget the fucking condoms. After event party is said to be a bit… different next year. Fuck! It would even sound better if it was a fuck party instead of fucking party, wouldn’t it?

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